The temperature in hell just dropped five degrees.
The Cubs just won a postseason series for the first time in ninety-five years. The Red Sox are going to try to win their own series tomorrow. If they win, then beat the Yankees, and the Cubs win their series against the Marlins, we'll have a Red Sox and Cubs World Series.
If that happens, hell with definitely freeze over.
[Update: Oh well. Looks like it will be Tenacious Fillet of Fish vs. The Best Team Tons Of Money Can Buy. I won't be watching. The Bambino and the Billy Goat are lying together this evening, copulating with wild abandon. Or something.]
No chance of hell freezing over anytime soon. Cubs lost last night. The Red Sox lost tonight. Damn!
Posted by Ursula at October 16, 2003 11:34 PMThis is too sad... I don't want to root for the Yankees *or* the Marlins! I guess I'll crawl back into my cave of baseball apathy now.
Posted by Lisa at October 17, 2003 9:28 AM
I spent last evening at a sports bar, where I saw the Red Sox defeat Oakland 4-3. Keeping my senses sharp after reading your posting earlier that day, I felt a distinct drop in temperature in the depths of my evil soul. This could only mean on thing (given that my heart was crafted by Satan himself): the temperature of hell is rapidly decreasing.
Posted by Beelzebabe Ruth at October 7, 2003 9:03 AM