Journal Entry

March 13, 2004

:: Search Strings A Go Go ::

Lis and Troy came for a brief visit last night through this morning. We went out for a sensible dinner, followed it later on with senseless brownies eaten straight from the pan with plastic forks.

This morning, in a fit of I'm not sure what, we looked over last months search strings for the chellman.org family of websites. Along with links to possibly useful websites, names of friends and family, help cheating on various literary essays, and photos of Chris McCandless, there were lots of searches for amusing garbage:

  • pretty horsies very pretty (number one on google right now)
  • tree biscuit (also number one)
  • what the fuck does natural and artificial flavors mean
  • how to control dogs shitting in yards
  • i want to buy poison dart frogs right now
  • what does the inside of leeches look like
  • What the baby looks like inside
  • totally dude!!!!!!!!!!!
  • HOW DO YOU MAKE GOLDTEETH
  • get rid of buck teeth without braces
  • lamiter OR thoracograph OR androlepsy OR superficialism OR jumb

Ah, the joy of having a website. It never ends.

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